For those of you in the know, kEN Colburn is more than a psuedowriter, chronic misspeller, Internet idiot, Newsgroup nutcase, kinda-comedian, ratbiker, public nuisance, horn-dog -- he's literally an
Especially when alone in a hotel room in the middle of nowhere with no car because he's on a trucker's layover. With no lay. But with pen, paper, and a U.S. postage stamp. Here are the sorry fruits of such a combination....
Postmark, December 1, 1998
Then, inside...
Postmark, January 15, 1997
See below for the BACK
Of course, it helps to know that at the first LA Biker dinner, we ended the evening by riding out to Jim Small's house and TP'ing his EX500. Ah, those were the DAYS!!!!!!
Postmark, March 31, 1997
See below for the BACK
Postmark, September 23, 1996
Postmark, September 25, 1996
Postmark, None. Stamp uncancelled.
Guess the postman read this and thought, what the hell, WHY CANCEL IT????
In the above three cases, NO OTHER ITEMS WERE MAILED OR INCLUDED IN THE ENVELOPE.
I know, I know, the eternal question, WHY??? WHY would a man send such silly crap through the mail to a poor, defenseless, incredible babe such as me?? Yessiree, kEN is the perfect subject for Fox and Dana to investigate, that is certain. As for me, I can only reply to that question, "Hell, ASK HIM!!"
And don't expect him to STOP!!!! In other words, come on back for the further mail ventures of kEN Colburn!!! AARGH!! HE'S HERE!! RUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: kEN is now happily married and in no way is his current wife pictured on the following very very old web page (in fact, he was in bad shape Pre-Wendy).
DISCLAIMER UPDATE, 2013: I'm happy to report that kEN has learned the error of his ways and currently has no wife, which is only unfortunate in that I don't have the opportunity to make fun of the two crazy nutjobs he married 3 times. Each. AFAYK.
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