As told on rec.moto and LABiker
Subject: Damn those Corbin Bastards Date: Fri, 12 Jan 96 12:23 PST Seat arrives last nite, I'm happy, life is good. Stick it on the bike, hmmm, don't think I gained SHIT in the lowering dept! PLUS, I have to reinstall the HARDWARE. okk, do it in the am THIS MORNING, I INSTALL THE GODDAM HARDWARE, and the seat won't SNAP IN!!!! (at this pt let me say to all those of you who are ready to hit REPLY and tell me "you shoda gone to Castroville na nah n nAH!" well RIGHT! I'm going to ride to Castroville in COLD ASS WEATHER on a bike that is so potentially dangerous if I have to wear more than the minimym of clothing, since I can't move around well to get my foot down and any extra material between crotch and seat makes me even FARTHER from the grounD!!! THEY HAD THE DIRECTIONS: CUT THE BASTARD ***LOW!!!*** so i can WAIT til sspring, or I can ASUME they can FOLLOW DIRECTIOSN!) Anyway, I jumped and pushed and pounded and swore but that fucking seat wouldn't snap in, no WAY! SO I CALLED THEM. apparently, there's a big foamy gizmo that is STUCK on the old seat that works like some washers, well THANKS FOR THE DIRECTIONS!!!! (there are no direction s in the box, none.) I had CRANKED THAT HARDWAYRE for 20 minutes (only had a wrench, and the damn things were on w/lock tite, really), so now I UNCRANK THEM. TEAR THE LITTLE MFers off the OLD SEAT, SCREW THE WHOLE THING BACK ON. BAM! BAM BAM BAM!!! (still wont' SNAP!!!) I take off my jacket, start HOPPING ON IT LIKE A CHIROPRACTOR!~ **BAM!)) BAAMM!!** ( i am so pissed). You know what I had to do?? I had to GET UP on the bike, BACKWARDS, and FUCK IT LIKE A TWO DOLLAR WHORE!!!!!
(now listen, when that damn thing snapped, and I realized what motions i was doing, at that very moment, I knew I wouold have to post this. I had no choice...) well, I RODE the damn bike to work, and I almost think that I am TALLER on the G D thing NOW than I was with the STOCK SEAT!@ and you know WHY????? Well, the SEAT MAY BE LOWER< but the CROTCH! the place thaat's the LOWEST, THAT IS NOT LOWER!!!! so this think about COrbin's making the seat lower, YEAH, but that DOES NOT HELP SHORT RIDERS! NOPE! NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (!!!!!!!!!!!!) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< /// Blue Flame \\\ & Dan ~~~~~~~~~ /// __O \\\ \\|// ger ~~~~~~~~~ /// --_\<,_\ \\\ Sue ous ~~~~~~~ /// (_) (_) \\\ //|\\ Curvessss ~~~~ firstname.lastname@example.org ..... email@example.com >>>> WHAT??! You want a FUNNY .SIG TOO??????????? <<<<