First, I ask you, how do you dress a girl who has no ass??
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Ah, it's been a noble search. We've had our false starts. Here was one:
First, I ask you, how do you dress a girl who has no ass??
A tender moment, but something was amiss...
Our heroine was not really built (literally) for french kissing. kEN
started without her...
After that debacle, I felt the way to go perhaps might be MAIL ORDER. And whaddaya know, with a few well placed $100 bills, we had a winner!! With an incredible extra boner er BONUS... She's already dressed and waiting!!! And so without further ado, kEN, meet your Dream Gurl — I introduce you to,
Tatiana is an ample gurl who has a few surprises for one special guy...
She has a very tender side, although at times, she can be very tough
and, um, firm...
Compared to Bo Derek, Tatiana is a 10 and a half. When measured from
the bottom, that is...
She's also handy to have around when you
need a roach clip for that teeny weeny last toke...
And another plus: Very Chesty!
Tatiana is making sure here that you know she has all her fingers and toes. Nothing, repeat NOTHING has been "cut off."
This pose makes you think of that lovely song,
"Just like the wild-winged Dove (the wild winged Dove!) just like her
song here's how she sings it, sings it, 'COO! KOO! COO! KOO!'"
Tatiana is waiting, ANXIOUSLY, for kEN's answer.
It may not look it, but she says she definitely has room for HIS
ring on her lovely fingers. So kEN...???? Are you ready for
the BEST NIGHT OF YOUR **LIFE**???? ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE???????
These pics are no joke, folks. This person at one time e-mailed me every fucking day with some new sequel for a children's story I wrote. But, how wonderfully Lucky for our kEN!!!!
UPDATE! kEN is now a very happily married man, but not to the one pictured above! The whereabouts of our Tata is ... unknown...
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